From Silicon Valley to Silicon Belly: Intel's Stock Takes a Dive

From Silicon Valley to Silicon Belly: Intel's Stock Takes a Dive

Intel's stock price just took a big dive, kind of like a duck that got hit by a surprise water balloon. The stock dropped from $35 to $20 and stayed there, leaving everyone scratching their heads.

Investors looked as confused as ducks trying to swim in a puddle. They held onto their money like it was their last loaf of bread. "It's like watching a big tech company play a game of 'Duck, Duck, Goose' but forgetting how to run," quipped one analyst, adjusting his tie nervously.

Intel's big plan? Cut jobs and stop giving out money to shareholders faster than you can say "quack." Because nothing says "everything's fine" like a diet that would make even the skinniest duck look chubby.

As everyone tries to figure out what's going on, Intel's bosses are thinking about using their fancy AI chips to predict stock prices. "If we can't make the stock go up, maybe we can at least guess where it's going next," chuckled an anonymous source, eyeing the exit.

For now, Wall Street suggests buying stock in companies that make life jackets – this duck dive isn't over yet, folks!