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Aisle Be Damned: Target's War on Shrinkage Goes Parabolic
Sep 01, 2024

Aisle Be Damned: Target's War on Shrinkage Goes Parabolic

In a bold move to combat shrinkage (fancy term for someone sneakily taking a cookie without asking), Target has unveiled its latest loss prevention strategy: transforming entire stores into giant vending machines.

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